“I have urgently endeavored to jam as much of the Democratic agenda into this recovery plan as humanly possible,” says Con Man i
“The Obama spending bill would stimulate the government, not the economy,” writes Mitt Romney in an enlightening must-read “Special to CNN” commentary that breaks through the murkiness of Obama & Company’s wobbly, defensive warnings of gloom and doom predicting the end of the world as we know it if Republicans don’t get behind the Democrats’ “recovery” plan. We loved Jules Crittenden’s take-off of the Con Man in Chief’s “sense of urgency about the recovery plan before Congress,” quoting from an Obama Wa Po op ed:
“And because we know that a lot of the things we might have wanted to spend lots of your money on now no longer have a prayer, that’s why I have urgently endeavored to jam as much of the Democratic agenda into this recovery plan as humanly possible, while accusing the Republicans of cheesy politics, while also pretending like my own stuff doesn’t stink.”
Ha ha, just kidding. He didn’t really say that last bit. I made that up. Sounds good, though …